T-Shirt — "There's a 99.9% Chance That I Really Don't Care" Graphic Tee

A relaxed, classic black tee that speaks with a dry, confident sense of humor. The centered circular graphic reads “there’s a 99.9% chance that I really don’t care,” printed in crisp red and white tones that pop against the deep black. Wear it on low-energy days, during late-night hangs, or when you want to send a playful, unapologetic message without saying a word. The soft, medium-weight cotton sits comfortably on the shoulders and drapes in a clean, boxy silhouette that suits everyday life. Small details —, stable ribbed collar, and reinforced shoulder tape — keep it feeling sharp wash after wash. This is the kind of tee you reach for when you want to be easygoing, a little sardonic, and entirely yourself. Product features - 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable yet breathable - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape - Dual printing methods (DTF on sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, lasting graphics - Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat